Urzila Carlson
Urzila’s natural cheeky, straight up style will have you eating out of her hand* the moment she takes the stage and you’ll want to be her friend. Internationally and locally she is becoming a sought after act, both as a stand up headliner and as an MC.

Speaker Categories
- Corporate Comedians
- Corporate Humour
- Corporate Master of Ceremonies
- Female Motivational Speakers
- Master Of Ceremonies / MC
Testimonials for Urzila Carlson
“Carlson is a gifted and accomplished comedian – an absolute must-see.”
Appetite for the Arts, New Zealand
Urzila was absolutely amazing. She was so interested in our cause and so keen to be involved in all parts of our day. The crowd loved her and she really lifted our event. Many of our guests said it was the best long lunch yet and she was a major factor in this. She was so easy to work with and accommodated the crowd with so many selfie requests. We loved her!
True Colours Children's Health Trust
Controlled the crowd, happy to do anything we asked. Very friendly and HILARIOUS!! Got a fantastic response from people who attended the event.
Renwick School
Urzila was very aware of the type audience she was performing for and her material was totally appropriate. People were laughing so much they had tears running down their faces.
A1 Immigration
Hilarious! I'm a big fan of Urzila's, but she really made the effort to customise her routine for our audience, drawing on her own experience in our industry.
Fairfax Media
Urzila was an amazing MC and had taken time to get to know enough about our company and people. An incredibly funny and wonderfully entertaining lady. We would definitely use her again.
Max Fashions
Fee Range: $10001 to $15000
Urzila Carlson's Biography
South African born Urzila Carlson is a multi-award winning Stand Up comedian who appears regularly on television shows in Australia – Have You Been Paying Attention – and New Zealand – 7 Days, Super City, Road Madness. She lives in Auckland, New Zealand with her wife and two kids.
Urzila’s natural cheeky, straight up style will have you eating out of her hand the moment she takes the stage and you’ll want to be her friend. Internationally and locally she is becoming a sought after act, both as a stand-up headliner and as an MC.
Since taking the comedy stage in 2008 she has had 6 sold out seasons at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, television appearances on Have You Been Paying Attention, Spicks and Specks, Dirty Laundry, The Great Debate with Barry Humphries, Comedy Up Late as a guest and a host, and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Galas. Urzila has also had sold out festival seasons in Brisbane, Perth, Sydney and Adelaide Comedy Festivals, and performed for Just For Laughs in both Montreal and at The Sydney Opera House. In New Zealand she has sold out every solo show she’s had since 2009.
She is a recognisable face not only on the comedy circuit in New Zealand and Australia, but is also a celebrated author, columnist, presenter, sports enthusiast and a DIY expert.